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There was an Old Man of the Isles, Whose face was pervaded with smiles; He sung high dum diddle, And played on the fiddle, That amiable Man of the Isles. Edward Lear: Book of Nonsense Sept. 18, 2023, Anime V2

There was a Young person of Crete, Whose toilette was far from complete; She dressed in a sack, Spickle-speckled with black, That ombliferous person of Crete.   Edward Lear: Book of Nonsense   Sept. 18, 2023, Anime V2

There was an Old Person of Hurst, Who drank when he was not athirst; When they said, "You'll grow fatter," He answered, "What matter?" That globular Person of Hurst. Edward Lear: Book of Nonsense Sept. 18, 2023, Anime V2

There was an Old Man of Peru, Who never knew what he should do; So he tore off his hair, And behaved like a bear, That intrinsic Old Man of Peru. Edward Lear: Book of Nonsense Sept. 18, 2023, Anime V2

There was a Young Lady of Ryde, Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied; She purchased some clogs, And some small spotty dogs, And frequently walked about Ryde. Edward Lear: Book of Nonsense Sept. 18, 2023, Anime V2

There was an Old Person of Leeds, Whose head was infested with beads; She sat on a stool, And ate gooseberry fool, Which agreed with that person of Leeds. Edward Lear: Book of Nonsense Sept. 18, 2023, Anime V2

There was an Old Man of Moldavia, Who had the most curious behaviour; For while he was able, He slept on a table, That funny Old Man of Moldavia Edward Lear: Book of Nonsense Sept. 18, 2023, Anime V2